Ooh, Look! Something to do....

And your name would be?
Yes, and what's your email address?
How did you come by Donacoland anyway?

swell, I'm thinkin'. Keep it.

stupid. You're an asshole.

weird. The last thing I ever expected to see on the Web tonight was a picture of your short, graying beard. What is the deal with you anyway?

hot. I'm thinking of having you rub it all over my Naked Mole Rat.

I should have majored in something different in school.

I am thrilled that every day I am increasing my fan base.

I'm just happy to have all of those indictment hassles behind me now.

Soon it will be time for me to take my medication.

I am single, rich, good-looking, happy, healthy and am on the prowl for a tall guy in Los Angeles to share all my life's good fortune.

Just click it once. I'll get it.