Yes it's those madcap aging overgrown teenagers living
out their middle aged Rock n Roll fantasies. And just who are
these overgrown teen agers who have decided at their age to act
like complete fools in front of thousands of people on stage at
the weirdest places?
WHO THE HELL REALLY CARES?
I mean, everybody and his sister has a web page these days.
And they all have really cool graphics and multi- media and all
that stuff. All those people with their Shockwave and Java. Shockwave
Shmockwave. And isn't Java a cup of coffee? I mean get real! Who
the hell bothers to read the stuff that people write? In fact,
who bothers to write anything anymore? You work and slave to put
a web page together even though you aren't a computer geek like
some guys and do they appreciate it? HELL NO! It's just like when
you're in the third grade and you work so hard on your stupid
science project for Mrs. Schiklegruber and does she notice or
even care? I'll tell you she never even looks at it because she
is so busy drooling over Howard Shlickman's goofy Relativity Theory
project. Like Howard really understood all those math formulas
that you couldn't even read. I mean get real. It's as if....
WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE MESSAGE ABOVE
We now proceed with a kinder and gentler
web page for those of you offended by the crudeness of the preceding
message and we hope you will continue to read.
