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Some of the quotations which have guided, amused, and/or sustained me:


"It is better to be burnished with use than rusty with principle."
-- Garrison Keillor

"Having lost sight of our objectives, we redoubled our efforts."
-- Walt Kelly

"Romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, then sold off piece by piece."
-- Lisa Simpson

"For every complex problem, there is an answer that is short, simple, and wrong."
-- H.L.Mencken

"If we don't change our direction, we're likely to end up where we're headed"
-- Chinese Proverb

"With this crowd in charge, the direction I'd take is toward Mexico"
-- Porky Pine (Pogo, by Walt Kelly)

"You can lead a yak to water, but you can't teach an old dog how to make a silk purse out of a pig in a poke"
-- Opus (Bloom County, by Berkeley Breathed)

"Anime -- it's not just a hobby. It's a lifelong dedication to poverty."
-- Fernando Lopez

"Reaching consensus in a group often is confused with finding the right answer."
-- Norman Mailer

"When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb."
-- Steve Haflich

"There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about."
-- John von Neumann

"Are the noises in your head bothering me?"
-- Joan Tine

"You're not going crazy... you're going sane in a crazy world!"
-- The Tick

"If this world made sense, men would ride sidesaddle"
-- Rita Mae Brown

"WINDOWS95: It's like upgrading from Reagan to Bush."
-- Andy Ihnatko

"Don't anthropomorphize computers. They hate that."
-- Russ Leach

"If HP had invented sushi, they would have called it Dead, Raw Fish"
-- unknown

"Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?"
-- unknown

"There are two sources of unhappiness in life. One is not getting what you want; the other is getting it."
-- George Bernard Shaw

"Even when the right tune is playing, nobody tells you to get up and dance."
-- unknown

"A man who has not passed through the inferno of his passions has never overcome them."
-- C.G.Jung

"Ignorance takes you more places than knowledge."
-- old saying

"Rejection is the way people who are unable to be your friends self-select themselves out of your social environment."
-- Dhanu River

"If you're already falling, you might as well try to fly."
-- unknown

"It has yet to be proven that intelligence has survival value."
-- Arthur C. Clarke

"When aiming for the common denominator, be prepared for the occasional division by zero."
-- unknown

"The thing that makes you exceptional, if you are at all, is that which inevitably must make you lonely."
-- Lorraine Hansberry

"Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels."
-- Faith Whittlesey

"Only dead fish swim with the current."
-- unknown

"Be the best. Have fun. No compromise."
-- BurgerVille mission statement

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