sanctuary :: delight :: quotes
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"It is better to be burnished with use than rusty with principle."
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-- Garrison Keillor
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| "Having lost sight of our objectives, we redoubled our efforts." | ||
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-- Walt Kelly
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| "Romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, then sold off piece by piece." | ||
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-- Lisa Simpson
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| "For every complex problem, there is an answer that is short, simple, and wrong." | ||
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-- H.L.Mencken
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| "If we don't change our direction, we're likely to end up where we're headed" | ||
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-- Chinese Proverb
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| "With this crowd in charge, the direction I'd take is toward Mexico" | ||
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-- Porky Pine (Pogo, by Walt Kelly)
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| "You can lead a yak to water, but you can't teach an old dog how to make a silk purse out of a pig in a poke" | ||
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-- Opus (Bloom County, by Berkeley Breathed)
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| "Anime -- it's not just a hobby. It's a lifelong dedication to poverty." | ||
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-- Fernando Lopez
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| "Reaching consensus in a group often is confused with finding the right answer." | ||
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-- Norman Mailer
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| "When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb." | ||
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-- Steve Haflich
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| "There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about." | ||
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-- John von Neumann
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| "Are the noises in your head bothering me?" | ||
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-- Joan Tine
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| "You're not going crazy... you're going sane in a crazy world!" | ||
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-- The Tick
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| "If this world made sense, men would ride sidesaddle" | ||
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-- Rita Mae Brown
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| "WINDOWS95: It's like upgrading from Reagan to Bush." | ||
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-- Andy Ihnatko
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| "Don't anthropomorphize computers. They hate that." | ||
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-- Russ Leach
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| "If HP had invented sushi, they would have called it Dead, Raw Fish" | ||
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-- unknown
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| "Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?" | ||
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-- unknown
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| "There are two sources of unhappiness in life. One is not getting what you want; the other is getting it." | ||
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-- George Bernard Shaw
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| "Even when the right tune is playing, nobody tells you to get up and dance." | ||
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-- unknown
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| "A man who has not passed through the inferno of his passions has never overcome them." | ||
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-- C.G.Jung
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| "Ignorance takes you more places than knowledge." | ||
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-- old saying
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| "Rejection is the way people who are unable to be your friends self-select themselves out of your social environment." | ||
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-- Dhanu River
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| "If you're already falling, you might as well try to fly." | ||
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-- unknown
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| "It has yet to be proven that intelligence has survival value." | ||
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-- Arthur C. Clarke
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| "When aiming for the common denominator, be prepared for the occasional division by zero." | ||
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-- unknown
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| "The thing that makes you exceptional, if you are at all, is that which inevitably must make you lonely." | ||
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-- Lorraine Hansberry
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| "Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels." | ||
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-- Faith Whittlesey
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| "Only dead fish swim with the current." | ||
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-- unknown
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| "Be the best. Have fun. No compromise." | ||
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-- BurgerVille mission statement
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